Limericks

I once saw a very old lady

With a dog at her side named Sadie

She waddled about

With intent, I doubt

And to this day sits where it's shady

I once saw a girl at the mall
She was really incredibly tall
She walked all around
Having to stoop down
So she wouldn't hit her head and bawl 

There once was a girl named Sue

Who knotted the lace on her shoe

She tried to undo it

But totally blew it

And then got it stuck in some glue